As CEO, Founder and Chief Language Officer
at Chocolate Mousse Marketing, let me set one
thing straight right from the beginning.
I am NOT in the Chocolate business.
I couldn't be in the Chocolate business because
quite honestly I'd eat all the profits and be
ten times larger than I am now.
However,
There is probably no other person on earth who has
eaten her way to an entire belief system based on
Universal Chocolate Observations.
For instance Philosophy # 1...
Chocolate Mousse does NOT need to be Sold!!!
No where, in any language, in any culture can any
individual say NO to chocolate mousse.
My Marketing Theory is totally based on this reality.
I surmise that everywhere on this planet, in every
language and in every culture "Your Product" is
Chocolate Mousse to SOMEBODY!
I can help EVERYBODY find that SOMEBODY.
That's what Chocolate Mousse Marketing is all about.
It's about using your Assets and making them "Sweet".
Making YOU "Irrestible to Your Customer".
I guess you could call us the "Dating Service" of
the Marketing World because we find you your
"Perfect Match" and then work with you to
Court Your Customer.
Valentine's Day is just around the corner and with the
Universal emphasis on One Heart, One Nation, why not
show a Little "Chocolate Mousse" to your Customers TODAY!!!
More Chocolate Mousse Philosophies here...
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1 comments:
I bet your business is going well, and so are the businesses you've been serving. I like the philosophy of making the relationships of your clients and their "perfect match" a "sweet" one. Awesome choice of words, too. I mean, who can't be hooked in? It's a good play on words! Some would say it's some sugar-coated madness, but they really work. I sometimes use "sweet" words in my call center job, just so the customer won't end up being irate, and he or she would be satisfied.
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